Humpty Dumpty Dip!

Humpty Dumpty Dip: The Ultimate Deviled Egg Dip!

Creamy, tangy, and packed with flavor, Humpty Dumpty Dip takes everything you love about classic deviled eggs and transforms it into an irresistible, scoopable party dip!

 

 

Perfect for game day, potlucks, or any gathering, this crowd-pleasing appetizer combines smooth cream cheese, zesty mustard, and a hint of spice with chopped egg whites for the perfect texture.

 

 

Serve it with crackers, pretzels, or fresh veggies for a fun and delicious twist on a timeless favorite.

 

 

Ingredients:
Ingredient Quantity

Eggs, hard-boiled and peeled 12

 

Cream cheese, room temperature 1 (8 oz) package

Mayonnaise 1/2 cup

 

Yellow mustard 2 tablespoons

White vinegar 1 ½ tablespoons

Paprika 1 teaspoon

 

Salt 1 teaspoon

Black pepper Pinch

Cayenne pepper Pinch

 

Chopped chives, divided 2 teaspoons

Pickles For garnish (optional)

Crackers or veggies For serving.

 

 

Instructions:
Prepare Eggs for Processing: Take 6 of the hard-boiled eggs and place them whole into a large food processor.

 

 

For the remaining 6 eggs, cut them in half. Add only the yolks to the food processor with the other 6 whole eggs, and set the egg whites aside.

 

 

Blend the Dip Base: To the food processor, add the room temperature cream cheese, mayonnaise, yellow mustard, white vinegar, paprika, salt, black pepper, a pinch of cayenne pepper, and 1 teaspoon of the chopped chives.

 

 

Process at high speed until the mixture is fully blended and smooth.

 

 

Incorporate Egg Whites & Serve: Roughly chop the reserved egg whites. Add them to the blended egg mixture and gently hand mix to combine.

 

 

Transfer the dip to a serving bowl. Top with the remaining 1 teaspoon of chopped chives and an additional sprinkle of paprika. If desired, garnish with sliced pickles.

 

 

Serve: Serve chilled with crackers, pretzels, or your favorite veggie sticks.

 

 

This Humpty Dumpty Dip is fantastic for gatherings and a fun way to enjoy the flavors of deviled eggs in a new format!

 

 

Humpty Dumpty Dip Variations

Make this dip your own with these tasty twists:

Flavor Variations:

Bacon & Cheddar: Add ½ cup shredded cheddar and ¼ cup crumbled bacon for a smoky, cheesy kick.

 

 

Spicy Sriracha: Swap yellow mustard for 1-2 tbsp sriracha and top with sliced jalapeños.

 

 

Dill Pickle: Mix in ¼ cup finely chopped dill pickles and 1 tsp dill weed for a tangy crunch.

 

 

Avocado Lime: Blend in 1 ripe avocado and 1 tbsp lime juice for a creamy, fresh twist.

 

 

Smoky Chipotle: Replace paprika with ½ tsp chipotle powder and add a dash of liquid smoke.

 

 

Dietary Adjustments:

Lighter Version: Use Greek yogurt instead of mayo and low-fat cream cheese.

 

 

Keto-Friendly: Serve with pork rinds or celery sticks.

 

 

Dairy-Free: Substitute cream cheese with dairy-free cream cheese (like Kite Hill).

 

 

How to Store Humpty Dumpty Dip

Refrigerator: Store in an airtight container for up to 3–4 days.

 

Freezing: Not recommended (may become watery when thawed).

 

 

Make Ahead: Prepare 1 day in advance—just add fresh chives & garnish before serving.

 

 

Tip: If the dip thickens in the fridge, stir in a splash of milk or mayo to loosen it.

 

 

Enjoy your dip—whether classic or customized!

 

 

Per Serving (1/12 of the dip):

Calories: ~145

Total Fat: ~12g

Saturated Fat: ~4g

 

 

Cholesterol: ~125mg

Sodium: ~250mg

Total Carbohydrates: ~1g

 

 

Sugars: <1g

Protein: ~7g

 

 

 Notes:

Values may vary depending on the brands of cream cheese, mayo, and mustard used.

 

 

Adding , cheese, or avocado will increase fat and calorie counts.

 

 

Serving with crackers or pretzels adds additional carbs and sodium.

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